PB&J…God’s way of telling single parents good job and keep it up.
Autumn: daddy I’m starving
Daddy: what would you like dear
Autumn: Pop Tart daddy
Daddy: I have a surprise for you!
***30 seconds later***
Daddy: TAH DAH! Because you’re a good girl
Autumn: thank you daddy this is good
Daddy: whew that was a close one, thank you God for making children so content with PB&J sandwiches